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< Non-Hobby Game Discussions ~ [Mature]Halflings: Hot or not? |
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Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:24 pm
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Goderator
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Goderator: This is a mature-only thread. Don't proceed if the topic MIGHT offend you. Thank you.
Original poster says:
Lidda is the hottest among the PHB iconic characters. |
Last edited by Xtian on Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:13 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:05 pm
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D' Original Henio
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So Mialee is suffering from a low Cha score. Hey, everybody has to min/max at some point, and unless you're Cha-based...
It's not that I'm against short people, but Lidda just doesn't do it for me, if you get my drift... |
_________________ A little surprising, really...
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Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:20 pm
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You can always cast enlarge persor or its shrink equivalent. |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:33 am
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He Who Founds Wyrmlings
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Are we actually talking about hitting on a halfling?
Let me just say that, even if you do enlarge her, she's still older than she looks (halflings live longer than humans, no?) |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:52 pm
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Lord of Pwnage
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I still vote for the BVD Fierna. I mean, come on, she may be an incestuous archduchess of hell, but... still... rraaawrr, y'know? XD |
_________________ And I'm still, still longing. Still cold... so cold. |
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:13 pm
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D' Original Henio
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BJ wrote: |
Let me just say that, even if you do enlarge her, she's still older than she looks (halflings live longer than humans, no?)
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Not that bad an idea. All the juiciness of youth in a legal package...huff...huff...puff...I can't control it...hahh... |
_________________ A little surprising, really...
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Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:12 pm
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I think we are going to need a mature only forum here ... |
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Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:57 pm
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D' Original Henio
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Xtian wrote: |
I think we are going to need a mature only forum here ...
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Can I get a License to Post (maybe 007-XXX)? |
_________________ A little surprising, really...
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Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:08 pm
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Goderator
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Using my awesome Goderating powers I hereby split these posts into a new thread!
Apology to BJ for derailing his thread a little.
^__^
So... halflings, hot or not? |
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Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:43 pm
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He Who Founds Wyrmlings
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That's okay. Kruzko gets more show time in his thread again, I suppose
And besides, we finally have a forum to discuss sex sex sex !!!!!!!!! (kidding)
I'd still go for a succubus, personally (if not only for that darned energy drain, they'd be my ideal girl) |
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:06 am
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Eternal Elan
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really we can post things like boys' stuff???? where??? |
_________________ Only by confronting your darkest fears can you find the light...
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:43 pm
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He Who Founds Wyrmlings
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dark_axis wrote: |
really we can post things like boys' stuff???? where???
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You like boys' staffs??? Hehehe...
Kidding, man. don't start a war. Mature thread! We can talk about gaming prversoins here! Just like at the tambayan! yey... |
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:52 pm
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Lord of Pwnage
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although take note that the board is open to our female members as well, so you know, don't go crazy... |
_________________ And I'm still, still longing. Still cold... so cold. |
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:27 am
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Goderator: Creating a mature thread should have permission from any of the Moderators.
Yup, this is also open to female members. If you want to talk about this anyone can create a thread in Meta forum. |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:16 am
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He Who Founds Wyrmlings
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The female members have been forewarned, so i don't see a problem.
Anyway, is it just me or did everyone get tired of hitting on Lidda suddenly? If so,, let me think of a new mature game-oriented topic.
Stay tuned for more. |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:46 pm
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Eternal Elan
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well if you ask me the warning at the start is enough for them to either leave or to continue in this thread thus there is no problems for female members. well i think it would have been nice if we had visuals of the girls we encountered in shendelavri??( excuse me for the spelling.) It would be much more tempting. |
_________________ Only by confronting your darkest fears can you find the light...
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:31 pm
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Lord of Pwnage
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Yes, that would certainly help to... stimulate... the mind's eye. |
_________________ And I'm still, still longing. Still cold... so cold. |
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Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:09 pm
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He Who Founds Wyrmlings
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well i think it would have been nice if we had visuals of the girls we encountered in shendelavri??( excuse me for the spelling.)
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That could prolly be arranged...
And hey, you almost got the spelling right. Shendilavri. |
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Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:44 am
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Eternal Elan
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yes, it would help us not trying to run away from the chick instead.... |
_________________ Only by confronting your darkest fears can you find the light...
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:17 pm
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Old Dragon
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Shendelavri... The one place in the multiverse i wish never to return to... |
_________________ let M = number of ninja and N = Ninjitsu Level, then N takes the general form of N = a/(bM)^c |
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:14 pm
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ohhhh ... this place is so nice .... the green grass, the sunset, everything is so beautiful ....
hei wait! why is the grass chewing on my feet? |
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:05 am
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He Who Founds Wyrmlings
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(casts yet another thread ressurection spell)
Man, this is Shendilavri we're talking about. The grass won't start eating you... It'll start humping you.
Ultimately, though, i would rather be at Shendilavri than Phlegetos. Shendilavri takes your soul by orgy-ing it out of you, turn you into a mane, make your pathetic horny genderless spirit watch succubi and incubi :consored: their brains out, then eventually, should you prove lustful enough, turn you into a succubus/incubus yourself. That way you get to orgy souls out of mortals, and the cycle repeats itself, in no definite order.
All while enjoying shendilavri's seemingly perfect sunset, weather than neither makes you sweat profusely nor freeze you, and the most beautiful garden you would lay your eyes on.
Phlegethos, on the other hand, captures your contract-bound soul, whips, burns, digs, and fucks your soul out of it, burn you a little more for good measure, then, if you're lucky, transform you into a mindless lemure. If your not, some baatezu takes this wretched soul of yours and consumes it as a material component for a vile spell.
Yep, definitely Shendilavri to Phlegethos. Although admittedly, if it's a question of who I would rather mess around with, I would prefer my soul consumed by eternally sweet-16, devilish Fierna than by MILF succubus Malcanthet (which isn't half as bad either). |
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:06 am
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He Who Founds Wyrmlings
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moderators, can I get another go at "How to get permission to create mature-only threads" rule? |
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Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:46 pm
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Posted:
Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:08 pm
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Lord of Pwnage
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want moar succubi raaaahh |
_________________ And I'm still, still longing. Still cold... so cold. |
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:28 pm
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He Who Founds Wyrmlings
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boy_bakal wrote: |
want moar succubi raaaahh
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That can be arranged... For NS... |
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:51 pm
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:14 am
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Lord of Pwnage
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Which reminds me, Evan Barows never got his thang on with that succubus chick from the Abyss :/ I mean hell, sure he was lying to her, sorta. Doesn't mean he don't have needs |
_________________ And I'm still, still longing. Still cold... so cold. |
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Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:30 pm
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Posted:
Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:57 am
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