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Xtian
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Post Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:24 pm    Post subject: [Mature]Halflings: Hot or not? Reply with quote
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Original poster says:
Lidda is the hottest among the PHB iconic characters.
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Post Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
So Mialee is suffering from a low Cha score. Hey, everybody has to min/max at some point, and unless you're Cha-based... Wink

It's not that I'm against short people, but Lidda just doesn't do it for me, if you get my drift... Embarassed
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Post Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
You can always cast enlarge persor or its shrink equivalent. Very Happy
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Post Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are we actually talking about hitting on a halfling? Laughing Laughing
Let me just say that, even if you do enlarge her, she's still older than she looks (halflings live longer than humans, no?)
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Post Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I still vote for the BVD Fierna. I mean, come on, she may be an incestuous archduchess of hell, but... still... rraaawrr, y'know? XD
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Post Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
BJ wrote:
Let me just say that, even if you do enlarge her, she's still older than she looks (halflings live longer than humans, no?)


Not that bad an idea. All the juiciness of youth in a legal package...huff...huff...puff...I can't control it...hahh... Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil
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Post Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think we are going to need a mature only forum here ...
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Post Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Xtian wrote:
I think we are going to need a mature only forum here ...


Can I get a License to Post (maybe 007-XXX)? Laughing
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Post Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Using my awesome Goderating powers I hereby split these posts into a new thread!

Apology to BJ for derailing his thread a little.


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So... halflings, hot or not?
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Post Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's okay. Kruzko gets more show time in his thread again, I suppose Very Happy

And besides, we finally have a forum to discuss sex sex sex !!!!!!!!! (kidding)

I'd still go for a succubus, personally (if not only for that darned energy drain, they'd be my ideal girl)
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
really we can post things like boys' stuff???? where???
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
dark_axis wrote:
really we can post things like boys' stuff???? where???


You like boys' staffs??? Hehehe... Laughing Laughing

Kidding, man. don't start a war. Razz Mature thread! We can talk about gaming prversoins here! Just like at the tambayan! yey...
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Post Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
although take note that the board is open to our female members as well, so you know, don't go crazy...
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Post Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Goderator: Creating a mature thread should have permission from any of the Moderators.

Yup, this is also open to female members. If you want to talk about this anyone can create a thread in Meta forum.
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Post Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
The female members have been forewarned, so i don't see a problem.

Anyway, is it just me or did everyone get tired of hitting on Lidda suddenly? If so,, let me think of a new mature game-oriented topic. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Stay tuned for more.
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Post Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
well if you ask me the warning at the start is enough for them to either leave or to continue in this thread thus there is no problems for female members. well i think it would have been nice if we had visuals of the girls we encountered in shendelavri??( excuse me for the spelling.) It would be much more tempting.
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Post Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes, that would certainly help to... stimulate... the mind's eye. Very Happy
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Post Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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well i think it would have been nice if we had visuals of the girls we encountered in shendelavri??( excuse me for the spelling.)


That could prolly be arranged... Twisted Evil

And hey, you almost got the spelling right. Shendilavri. Very Happy
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Post Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
yes, it would help us not trying to run away from the chick instead....
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Post Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shendelavri... The one place in the multiverse i wish never to return to...
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Post Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ohhhh ... this place is so nice .... the green grass, the sunset, everything is so beautiful ....

hei wait! why is the grass chewing on my feet?
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Post Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
(casts yet another thread ressurection spell)

Man, this is Shendilavri we're talking about. The grass won't start eating you... It'll start humping you.

Ultimately, though, i would rather be at Shendilavri than Phlegetos. Shendilavri takes your soul by orgy-ing it out of you, turn you into a mane, make your pathetic horny genderless spirit watch succubi and incubi :consored: their brains out, then eventually, should you prove lustful enough, turn you into a succubus/incubus yourself. That way you get to orgy souls out of mortals, and the cycle repeats itself, in no definite order.

All while enjoying shendilavri's seemingly perfect sunset, weather than neither makes you sweat profusely nor freeze you, and the most beautiful garden you would lay your eyes on.

Phlegethos, on the other hand, captures your contract-bound soul, whips, burns, digs, and fucks your soul out of it, burn you a little more for good measure, then, if you're lucky, transform you into a mindless lemure. If your not, some baatezu takes this wretched soul of yours and consumes it as a material component for a vile spell.

Yep, definitely Shendilavri to Phlegethos. Although admittedly, if it's a question of who I would rather mess around with, I would prefer my soul consumed by eternally sweet-16, devilish Fierna than by MILF succubus Malcanthet (which isn't half as bad either). Laughing
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Post Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
moderators, can I get another go at "How to get permission to create mature-only threads" rule?
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Post Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
You have the go signal. Wink

Just add [Mature] on the title.

On topic: It seems that ... shendilavri is a "good" place to go after death.
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Post Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
want moar succubi raaaahh
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
boy_bakal wrote:
want moar succubi raaaahh


That can be arranged... For NS... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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Post Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nuuu not der!!! I want PRN... este real women. Laughing
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Which reminds me, Evan Barows never got his thang on with that succubus chick from the Abyss :/ I mean hell, sure he was lying to her, sorta. Doesn't mean he don't have needs Laughing
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Post Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hottest Lidda pic evah!

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Sauce for that pic please? Laughing Is it made by WotC?
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