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Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:27 pm
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Goddess
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Rummaged through the UP Film Center archives. Forgive the tagalog phrases.
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What's the worst, most god-awful movie title in the Philippines you've ever encountered?
My choices:
1. LEAP YEAR NGAYON, LAGOT KA, PIPIKUTIN KITA (A Lorna T. starrer in the 1970s)
2. ANG MAGSASAGING NI PACING: A Rosanna Ortiz bomba movie, originally entitled "Saging ni Pacing", but rejected by Censors board. Ginawang "magsasaging"--and it passed.
3. BATUTA NI DRACULA: another bomba film from the 70s, starring Vic Vargas.
4. KILL BARBARA WITH PANIC: This is the English title of the Susan Roces horor movie "Patayin mo sa Sindak si Barbara". (Sindak = Panic? No way!)
5. MRS. THERESA...AKO PO SI BENG, (e ano ngayon? Hahah.) An insipid movie topbilled by insipid Brenda del Rio.
6. AMORSEKONG KUMAKABIT, KUMAKAPIT , haayyy, si Brenda del Rio din ito.
7. BUNDOK NG SUSONG DALAGA, a Gil Portes movie.
8. LORD, GIVE ME A LOVER, launch movie of Daria Ramirez, mother ni Kempee (bakit hihingi ka pa ng lover kay Lord, pwede ka namang bumili kung saan-saan diyan)
9. THE SOUND OF BUWISIT, (as in--The hills are alive, with the sound of ..) Dolphy flick, methinks.
It's a TIE for 10th place..
10. SSHH..SHE WALKS BY NIGHT, (bakit may Sshh! pa? Mabibigat ba ang apak nila?) , the title is so bad, I can't even remember the artistas.
10. SILANG MGA RAMPADORA, a Z movie, starring Melissa Mendez. |
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Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:32 pm
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Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:38 pm
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Manunubo
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Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:29 pm
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Lord of Pwnage
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Apoy sa Dibdib ng Samar
Saging lang ang may puso!
SAGING LAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!! |
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