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MirageKnightNein
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Young Adult Dragon
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:16 pm Post subject: Wenching |
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Best cardio-vascular exercise.
Ideal for improving social skills.
Make your dream tryst come true. 
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supertotoy
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:41 am Post subject: |
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And how are you supposed to improve your social skills with a wench?  |
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dark_axis
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:16 am Post subject: |
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ok....  care to explain a_b?
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MirageKnightNein
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:15 am Post subject: social skills |
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Well, most of us geeks wouldn't know how to behave around a real valkyrie so wenching lets us gain a bit more confidence when MAKING THE MOVES on the girl of our dreams.
Its a stretch but once you know how the clock works then you can fix anything
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"We will either find a way, or make one"---
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Xtian
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:43 am Post subject: |
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supertotoy
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Care to educate me on the basic tools and equipment for wenching? I mean besides your average pipe bomb. |
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boy_bakal
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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Gentlemen? Let's keep this... respectable, shall we? 
Much as I would like to add input here, I honestly am not touching this thread with a ten-foot pole (I mean, past this quick aside, of course)
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dark_axis
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:56 am Post subject: Re: social skills |
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| MirageKnightNein wrote: | Well, most of us geeks wouldn't know how to behave around a real valkyrie so wenching lets us gain a bit more confidence when MAKING THE MOVES on the girl of our dreams.
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I beg to differ. Most of the people I know in this org, knows how to behave when they make their moves on the girl of their dreams.
e.g xtian, bj, blackguard, paper_gil and some people that I can't mention their RL names and myself. 
but what the hell is wenching anyway. urban dictionary can't give me a proper definition.
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erwin
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:16 am Post subject: |
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Google helps
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dark_axis
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:25 am Post subject: |
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| erwin wrote: | | Google helps |
 I'm kinda shocked with the definition.
Yeah, wenching is good for the health.
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MirageKnightNein
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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Saturday the 14th will be the ideal day for wenching with your sweetheart or with your favored aquarium wench.
Bring kapote, make sure you get a nice room too.
If dealing with aquarium wenches, treat them nice and be clear how you want her to please you so that hindi bitin or walang misunderstanding.
Of course, wenching during Valentine's is more expensive than on regular days but the memories will stay with you forever.
Don't be a prude, saving yourself for the ideal woman coz you'll miss out on half the fun for even existing on this plane. You'll be lucky if you meet a true blue succubus. Hehe.
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