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Old Dragon Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 577

Disclaimer: The poster did not come up with any of these, and I have never used them before. Razz

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When I see you, you make me feel like the square root of two- IRRATIONAL.

Baby, you're so HOT, you defy the second law of Thermodynamics.

My love for you is like the exact value of pi- NON-TERMINATING.

If you are the BIG BANG, can I be your SINGULARITY?

Sa ganda mo pwede kang pang sine. Pwede ring cosine.

Magaling ka ba sa algebra? paki substitute naman "x" ko.

You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

You defragment my life.

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

I’m a fermata… hold me.

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all
perfect squares.

If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it.

I less than three you…

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

It’s so hot in here. Is it global warming, or is it you?

I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.

My love for you is like the path of a circle. It never ends.

You had me at "Hello World."

01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

I think my heart just lagged.

I’ll be sin2 and you can be cos2 and then together, we’ll be one.

If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

You must be my integral, because you fit perfectly right under
me.

Want to test the Biological model of separation of species?

You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you.

Are we at the beginning of time? Because I'm expecting some Big Bang!

You've stolen the ASCII to my heart,

You compute me.

You know why microbiologists like me are hot? Because we STREAK ALL DAY and play with the WILD TYPES

Baby, my PILUS is so ready for you; let's CONJUGATE!

My love for you each day is like a vat of E. coli growing in Nutrient
Broth at 37C and at proper aeration

You know why I'm so attracted to you? You love opera, jazz, ballroom dancing and modern art...just like Lactobacillus casei, you're CULTURED

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You are my asymptote; we are so close but we will never coincide... <---emo math quote. Laughing

Goddess Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 1118 Location: denial

Mind if I take a photo of you for my portfolio?

The Klein Four - Finite Simple Group of Order Two

The path of love is never smooth
But mine's continuous for you
You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true

But lately our relation's not so well-defined
And I just can't function without you
I'll prove my proposition and I'm sure you'll find
We're a finite simple group of order two

I'm losing my identity
I'm getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will assume that you feel the same way

Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we're one-to-one you'll see what I'm about
'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two

Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified

When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense

I'm living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap
But we're a finite simple group of order two

I'm not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we're a mirror pair, me and you,
So let's apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let's be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: "Why not three?")

I've proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let's both be associative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.
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Also, link.

Old Dragon Joined: 23 Mar 2007 Posts: 413 Location: Limbo

Some more:

You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Your goods can shift my production function any time.

You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

Scientists do it periodically on the table.

Why don’t we measure the coefficient of kinetic friction between you and me?

You and I would add up better than a Riemann Sum.

Can my substrate bind with your active site, or are you allosterically inhibited?

Wow…you’re a strong nucleophile and I love your back-side attack..

If you and I were the ideal gas law equation (PV = nRT), how would my pressure and volume affect your temperature?

You must be gravity, baby, because you’re the only thing keeping me here.

Forget Microsoft, I’m Macrohard.

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

You must be a lanthanide because you are definitely a rare earth element.

In our circuit of love, there is no resistance, only capacitance.

If our love was of the form a + bi, b would be zero ’cause we keep it real.

You must be auxin, because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain

I wish I could be the Patriot Act so I could violate your privacy.

and the best one:
ROSES ARE #FF0000
VIOLETS ARE #0000FF
ALL MY BASE
ARE NOW BELONG TO YOU

“The Square Root of Three” by David Feinberg

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

HARD TO BREATHE, FEELS LIKE FLOATING
SO FULL OF LOVE, MY HEART'S EXPLODING.
HANDS ARE SHAKING
MY HEART IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING.
ACTING WEIRD AND NOT MYSELF
DANCING AROUND LIKE A KEEBLER ELF.
FINALLY TIME FOR THIS POOR SCHLUMP
TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO FALL IN LOVE.

-Mr. Deeds

SOMEONE TRANSLATE!!!

Old Dragon Joined: 23 Mar 2007 Posts: 413 Location: Limbo

Old Dragon Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 577

Handy dandy binary translator!

And, LOL, Erwin, you should translate that message for yourself.

Well, I didn't do a search-fu check.

So, do I fail this skill challenge? Sad

Old Dragon Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 577

Can we do hexidecimal instead of binary?

Old Dragon Joined: 23 Mar 2007 Posts: 413 Location: Limbo

Goddess Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 1118 Location: denial

Okay, not pickup lines, but still geeky nonetheless...

person XY: "I'm Lawful Evil with people in general... but not with you..."

person XX: "Yay! our alignments match!"

*cough*

Old Dragon Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 577

"Your Charisma score is 14 on paper, but it's a 22 in my heart."

*pukes*