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Worst Philippine Movie Titles
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Post Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Worst Philippine Movie Titles Reply with quote
Rummaged through the UP Film Center archives. Forgive the tagalog phrases.

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What's the worst, most god-awful movie title in the Philippines you've ever encountered?

My choices:

1. LEAP YEAR NGAYON, LAGOT KA, PIPIKUTIN KITA (A Lorna T. starrer in the 1970s)

2. ANG MAGSASAGING NI PACING: A Rosanna Ortiz bomba movie, originally entitled "Saging ni Pacing", but rejected by Censors board. Ginawang "magsasaging"--and it passed.

3. BATUTA NI DRACULA: another bomba film from the 70s, starring Vic Vargas.

4. KILL BARBARA WITH PANIC: This is the English title of the Susan Roces horor movie "Patayin mo sa Sindak si Barbara". (Sindak = Panic? No way!)

5. MRS. THERESA...AKO PO SI BENG, (e ano ngayon? Hahah.) An insipid movie topbilled by insipid Brenda del Rio.

6. AMORSEKONG KUMAKABIT, KUMAKAPIT , haayyy, si Brenda del Rio din ito.

7. BUNDOK NG SUSONG DALAGA, a Gil Portes movie.

8. LORD, GIVE ME A LOVER, launch movie of Daria Ramirez, mother ni Kempee (bakit hihingi ka pa ng lover kay Lord, pwede ka namang bumili kung saan-saan diyan)

9. THE SOUND OF BUWISIT, (as in--The hills are alive, with the sound of ..) Dolphy flick, methinks.

It's a TIE for 10th place..

10. SSHH..SHE WALKS BY NIGHT, (bakit may Sshh! pa? Mabibigat ba ang apak nila?) , the title is so bad, I can't even remember the artistas.

10. SILANG MGA RAMPADORA, a Z movie, starring Melissa Mendez.
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Post Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Post Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Manunubo
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Post Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
erwin, i think it was Mananabas
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Post Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Apoy sa Dibdib ng Samar

Saging lang ang may puso!

SAGING LAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!
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