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Revan
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Sith'ari, Chosen Heart of the Force
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Joined: 04 Dec 2006 |
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Location: Korriban |
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:14 am Post subject: The DIY Random Genre Fiction Generator 2000! |
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Cute little online widget I found a few days ago. It's good for a few laughs. A random genre-fiction story generator.
The Electro-Plasmic Hydrocephalic Genre-Fiction Generator 2000
(The DIY analog version, care of Wondermark)
Feel free to post some of the sillier stories you've generated, such as:
“The Necromechs”
In an anachronistic Soviet Russia, a young student of metaphysics stumbles across a talking fish which spurs him into conflict with a profit-obsessed corporation, with the help of a cherubic girl with pigtails and spunk and her closet full of assault rifles, culminating in a daring rescue preceding a giant explosion.
or...
“The Necropunks”
In a leather-clad terraformed Mars, a young wisecracking mercenary stumbles across a dusty tome which spurs him into conflict with his own insecurity vis-à-vis girls, with the help of a tomboyish female mechanic and her discomfort in formal wear, culminating in a philosophical argument punctuated by violence. _________________ Words are the only bullets in truth's bandolier. And poets are the snipers.
-George Wu (The Hyperion Cantos, Dan Simmons) |
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erwin
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Master of None
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Joined: 06 Dec 2006 |
Posts: 2932 |
Location: Searching... |
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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Your title is: “The Cybernauts”
In a post-apocalyptic one-way spaceflight, a young farm boy with dreams stumbles across a dusty tome which spurs him into conflict with a charismatic politician on the rise, with the help of a bookish female scholar with mousy brown hair and her wacky pet, culminating in a daring rescue preceding a giant explosion.
Your title is: “The Psychonoiacs”
In an alternate-history one-way spaceflight, a young schlub with mild OCD stumbles across an enchanted sword which spurs him into conflict with a sneering wizard, with the help of a bookish female scholar with mousy brown hair and her discomfort in formal wear, culminating in wish-fulfillment solutions to real-world problems.
For some reason, I always get the bookish female scholar. Cool
must mean something _________________ There is happiness for those who accept their fate. There is glory for those who defy their fate
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dark_axis
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Eternal Elan
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Joined: 02 Jan 2007 |
Posts: 1898 |
Location: 666th Layer of Hell |
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:58 am Post subject: |
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Your title is: “The Chronophages”
In an alternate-history set from Road Warrior, a young farm boy with dreams stumbles across a time-traveling soldier which spurs him into conflict with a government conspiracy, with the help of a bookish female scholar with mousy brown hair and her facility with magic, culminating in a fistfight atop a tower.
Your title is: “The Psychophages”
In an ancient Victorian Britain, a young flying message courier stumbles across an alien artifact which spurs him into conflict with an army led by a sadist, with the help of a bookish female scholar with mousy brown hair and her closet full of assault rifles, culminating in the land restored to health. _________________ Only by confronting your darkest fears can you find the light...
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erwin
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Master of None
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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hooray for bookish female scholar with mousy brown hair! _________________ There is happiness for those who accept their fate. There is glory for those who defy their fate
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