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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:16 pm Post subject: Taken Out of Context [Mature] |
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Warning!! The majority of the posts herein are rife with sexual innuendos of various kinds. Those who cannot handle such jokes, whether by belief or by immaturity, are requested to refrain from browsing this thread.
Obi-Wan Kenobi opened his eyes to find himself staring at what he strongly suspected was Anakin's butt.
It looked like Anakin's butt-well, his pants anyway- though it was thoroughly impossible for Obi-Wan to be certain, since he never before had the occasion to examine Anakin's butt upside down, which it currently appeared to be, nor from this rather uncomfortably close range.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Novel by Matthew Stover
Chapter6
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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"I never let my schooling interfere witn my education."
-Mark Twain
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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That line came from Bob Ong's ABNKKBSNLAKo?!, and it's not a fan fic..
and here's another excerpt:
"Ewan ko ba kasi kung bakit mahirap na ang Math, 'yun pang mga teachers na kumakain ng bata pa ang pinagturo nito sa eskuwelahan namin. Lalo ko tuloy kinaasaran 'yung subject. Buti pa ang alphabet nakakagawa ng equation (c= a+b), ang number ba nakakagawa ng sentence (32 asked 4,150 if 7 will 69 8 )?
Bababa ba ang bill ko sa Internet pag nag-factor ako ng quadratic trinomial? Malulutas ba ng Laws of Exponents and problema natin sa basura? Mababawasan ba ng Associative Law of Multiplication ang mga krimen sa bansa? Makakabuti ba sa mag-asawa kung malalaman nila ang sum and difference of two cubes? Maganda ba sa sirkulasyon ng dugo ang parallelogram, polynomial, at cotangent? Makatwiran bang pakisamahan ang mga irrational numbers? Anak ng scientific calculator!"
ABNKKBSNLAKo?!
Roberto Ong
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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| the-bumper-car wrote: | | I... think I've read fanfic that started out like that. |
But it isn't fan fic.. Haha it came from the official novelization of Star Wars EP3... 
| erwin wrote: | That line came from Bob Ong's ABNKKBSNLAKo?!, and it's not a fan fic..
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I believe he was reffering to my post.. Plus, I'm not sure you got the point of the thread. The posts I will make here are supposed to be taken out of context. But anyway, in Math's defense:
| Quote: | | Malulutas ba ng Laws of Exponents and problema natin sa basura? |
Actually, yes.
| Quote: | | Bababa ba ang bill ko sa Internet pag nag-factor ako ng quadratic trinomial? |
Irrelevant. The quadratic trinomial has nothing to do with internet prices. Although, as a corollary to the definition of factorable:
If something is factorable, then it is reducible.
Internet price reduction is reducible. However, p->q does not mean q->p, so it is still irrelevant.
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| BJ wrote: | | The posts I will make here are supposed to be taken out of context. |
am i doin it rite?
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:38 am Post subject: |
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i don't know about 'out of context' but still. . .
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:09 am Post subject: |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzxdulMGN4
>_>;; My contribution... Granted it's supposed to be that way since it was made only for the benefit of the employees but still... XD
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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| boy_bakal wrote: | | am i doin it rite? |
yeah.
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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oh hai, have sum moar OoC
Finding new ways to enjoy the beach, apparently.
Uhh, what exactly are they doing here? Lawl.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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Batman's Words of Wisdom
Batman: "Fore-warned is fore-armed."
Batman: "In the end, veracity and rectitude always triumph."
Batman: "Better three hours too soon than a minute too late."
Batman: "No time to tarry, lest we forget, lives are at stake."
Batman: "Let's go, Robin. The longer we tarry, the more dire the peril."
Batman: "'It is the duty of every good citizen of Gotham City to report meeting a man from Mars in a public park.' - Gotham City Penal Code, Section 32, Subsection 14."
Batman: "People who stay in glass hotels shouldn't throw parties."
Batman: "Out of the sarcophagus and back into the saddle."
Batman: "I did think it would all end differently, somehow less ignominiously. To drown in my own anniversary cake!"
Batman: "The best-laid plans of mice and men oft gong agley."
Bruce: "It's sometimes difficult to think clearly when you're strapped to a printing press."
Batman: "I'm afraid we're not going to get much help from the Batcomputer, Robin. It can't go back to prehistoric times."
Bruce: "Arriving at Commissioner Gordon's office in a taxi might be deemed a trifle ostentatious."
Robin: "Holy tartars!"
Batman: "Unholy tartars, Robin. Stealing scimitars and golden eggs from a museum is one thing. But when the average citizen on the street is in peril, something must be done, and quickly."
Bank Manager: "Thank goodness you're here, Batman! Two girl bank robbers just robbed my bank while the policewomen did nothing. And then they took off into thin air in a getaway car..."
Batman: "Sometimes you can see a great deal in thin air, Sir."
Batman: "This is torture, at its most bizarre and terrible."
Batman: "If you can't spend it, money's just a lot of worthless paper, isn't it?"
Batman: "Good, even though it's sometimes sidetracked, always, repeat: always triumphs over evil."
Batman: "Since there is no life on Mars as we know it, there can be no intelligible Marsish language."
Batman: "To coin a phrase, there's less here than meets the eye."
Batman: "Whatever is fair in love and war is also fair in crimefighting."
Batman: "It's obvious. Only a criminal would disguise himself as a licensed, bonded guard yet callously park in front of a fire hydrant!"
Radio announcer: "If someone wishes a message broadcast, like 'Many are called, two are chosen,' I assume it's religious and that's all."
Batman: "I don't think we should treat religion lightly, Mr. Gore."
Batman: "He who hath life hath time. A proverb worth remembering."
Batman: "An opportunity well taken is always a weapon of advantage."
Batman: "Let's beware and be wary."
Batman: "A reporter's lot is not easy, making exciting stories out of plain, average, ordinary people like Robin and me."
Robin: "But how could you be so sure?"
Batman: "I really couldn't, Robin. Earth movement is an inexact science at best."
Batman: "It's time to get set, Robin. It's almost oda wabba simba."
Robin: "It's almost what?"
Batman: "Oda wabba simba. Six o'clock in our nomenclature. In the 14th dynasty, the hour of the hyena. The time when ancient Egyptian supercriminals invariably struck!"
Robin: "Gosh, Batman, is there anything you don't know?"
Batman: "Oh yes, Robin. Several things, in fact."
Batman: "A brother's sufferings claims a brother's pity, gentlemen."
Batman: "'He who knows how to fear, Robin, knows how to proceed with safety.' A translation from the Latin."
Batman: "How little do we know of time, Alfred. A one-syllable word, a noun. Yesterday's laughter, tomorrow's tears."
Batgirl: "How can I help?"
Batman: "By standing directly under that grating and concentrating on the Indian Fakir command, Rassi Seedha Rucko. Hindi for 'Rope stay straight'."
Batman: "Bartender, a bit of advice. Always inspect a jukebox carefully. These machines can be deadly."
Robin: "Gosh, Batman. I never see you use a telephone directory. How do you remember all those numbers?"
Batman: "Elementary, my dear Robin. I simply transpose the numbers into letters. For example, Pete Savage's number is the name of a girl he and I used to date."
Batman: "Planting a timebomb in a local library is a felony."
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:53 am Post subject: |
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The best place to watch out for stuff out of context, apparently, is none other than our bel;oved AS Hill.
Here are just a few:
(Note: Intentional word puns are not included)
| Revan wrote: | | We're just jerking you, BJ |
| BJ wrote: | | Sometimes, Phil has a tendency to pull out too soon.. |
| I forgot wrote: | | We better hurry before Emman comes! |
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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Anyone tried this?
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not sure I'm getting you, erwin...
I don't see why those are "taken out of context"... Weird, yes. But taken out of context?
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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I know what this thread needs... more examples!
Oh Batman, you crazy little fruit basket! Will your love of young boys never cease?
And speaking of loving children...
Seems Sailor Moon shares Bats' sentiments.
Out of context enough for you, guys? 
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, one more for the road.
Sheesh. Okay, Starfire. No need to beg.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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Watch it to see
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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Why hasn't anyone posted Harry Potter stuff up?
OotP: Fun With Innuendo
sexual innuendos in harry potter 6
samples:
” ‘There was no need to stick the wand in that hard,’ he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. ‘It hurt.’”
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this." (p343)
"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor." (536)
"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out." (649)
"What did he do to you, Diddy?" Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley's leather jacket. "Was it-- was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use-- his thing?" (26)
"Anyway, its a nightmare of a year, the fifth," said George. "If you care about exam results, anyway. Fred and I managed to keep our peckers up somehow."
"He was rather taller than Snape, who, Harry noticed, had balled his fist in the pocket of his cloak over what Harry was sure was the handle of his wand." (520)
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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Taken from the link above:
"He and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their wands pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..." (521)
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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| I wrote: | | Hold my tomato for a while, Myke. You can eat it, but you have to tell me first, okay? |
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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BJ: Tsong, meron ka bang itlog?
Jaykie: Oo, marami akong itlog. Ilan ba kailangan mo?
BJ: Dalawa lang tol, palitan ko lang yung nawala ko.
Jaykie: Sige. Kung kailangan mo pa ok lang, trese naman itlog ko dito eh.
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:57 am Post subject: |
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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Seeing as this is from Kodomo no Jikan.. Maybe taking to out of context meaning would not be so bad..
In b4 party van, take a seat, etc etc..
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