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| "Your Charisma score is 14 on paper, but it's a 22 in my heart."
*pukes* |
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:55 pm |
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| Okay, not pickup lines, but still geeky nonetheless...
person XY: "I'm Lawful Evil with people in general... but not with you..." person XX: "Yay! our alignments match!" *cough* |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:38 pm |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:13 pm |
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Second law of thermodynamics: dS=(mCp/T)dT ---> ÄS=mCpln(ÄT) an increase in temperature always results in an increase in entropy. "Baby, you're so HOT, you defy the first law of Thermodynamics." makes more sense since ÄU=q+w where: ÄU= total energy q= heat w= work For Laymen: Energy cannot be created nor destroyed meaning the girl is so hot she produces energy. I'm sorry the line was just really bothering me Make up line: Hey baby, you're hotness is like a Riemann Sum, Always positive and increasing |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:49 am |
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No. |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:15 am |
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| Can we do hexidecimal instead of binary? | |
| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:27 am |
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Yes, you scored two fails on an easy. 
Whether this will improve or worsen your chances of getting laid is another matter entirely.  |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:17 am |
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| Well, I didn't do a search-fu check.
So, do I fail this skill challenge?  |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:27 pm |
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| Handy dandy binary translator!
And, LOL, Erwin, you should translate that message for yourself. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:47 pm |
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01000001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01110100 01110100 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100001 01110010 01100011 01101000 00101101 01100110 01110101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 00101100 00100000 01100101 01110010 01110111 01101001 01101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00100000 00111010 01000100 |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:07 pm |
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| SOMEONE TRANSLATE!!! | |
| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:11 am |
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01001001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101001 01100100 00101110 00100000 01001011 01100001 01110111 00100000 01101110 01100111 01100001 00100000 01101100 01110101 01101100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 00100001 |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:58 am |
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| HARD TO BREATHE, FEELS LIKE FLOATING
SO FULL OF LOVE, MY HEART'S EXPLODING. HANDS ARE SHAKING MY HEART IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING. ACTING WEIRD AND NOT MYSELF DANCING AROUND LIKE A KEEBLER ELF. FINALLY TIME FOR THIS POOR SCHLUMP TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO FALL IN LOVE. -Mr. Deeds |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:53 am |
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| “The Square Root of Three” by David Feinberg
I’m sure that I will always be A lonely number like root three The three is all that’s good and right, Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath the vicious square root sign, I wish instead I were a nine For nine could thwart this evil trick, with just some quick arithmetic I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 Such is my reality, a sad irrationality When hark! What is this I see, Another square root of a three As quietly co-waltzing by, Together now we multiply To form a number we prefer, Rejoicing as an integer We break free from our mortal bonds With the wave of magic wands Our square root signs become unglued Your love for me has been renewed |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 2:47 pm |
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This. is. insane. |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:25 pm |
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| Some more:
You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log? Your goods can shift my production function any time. You’re so hot you denature my proteins. Scientists do it periodically on the table. Why don’t we measure the coefficient of kinetic friction between you and me? You and I would add up better than a Riemann Sum. Can my substrate bind with your active site, or are you allosterically inhibited? Wow…you’re a strong nucleophile and I love your back-side attack.. If you and I were the ideal gas law equation (PV = nRT), how would my pressure and volume affect your temperature? You must be gravity, baby, because you’re the only thing keeping me here. Forget Microsoft, I’m Macrohard. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. You must be a lanthanide because you are definitely a rare earth element. In our circuit of love, there is no resistance, only capacitance. If our love was of the form a + bi, b would be zero ’cause we keep it real. You must be auxin, because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation. I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain I wish I could be the Patriot Act so I could violate your privacy. and the best one: ROSES ARE #FF0000 VIOLETS ARE #0000FF ALL MY BASE ARE NOW BELONG TO YOU |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:19 pm |
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| The Klein Four - Finite Simple Group of Order Two
The path of love is never smooth But mine's continuous for you You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true But lately our relation's not so well-defined And I just can't function without you I'll prove my proposition and I'm sure you'll find We're a finite simple group of order two I'm losing my identity I'm getting tensor every day And without loss of generality I will assume that you feel the same way Since every time I see you, you just quotient out The faithful image that I map into But when we're one-to-one you'll see what I'm about 'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two Our equivalence was stable, A principal love bundle sitting deep inside But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms Now everything is so complexified When we first met, we simply connected My heart was open but too dense Our system was already directed To have a finite limit, in some sense I'm living in the kernel of a rank-one map From my domain, its image looks so blue, 'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap But we're a finite simple group of order two I'm not the smoothest operator in my class, But we're a mirror pair, me and you, So let's apply forgetful functors to the past And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group, Let's be a finite simple group of order two (Oughter: "Why not three?") I've proved my proposition now, as you can see, So let's both be associative and free And by corollary, this shows you and I to be Purely inseparable. Q. E. D. ------------------------- Also, link. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:21 pm |
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| Mind if I take a photo of you for my portfolio? | |
| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:47 pm |
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| You are my asymptote; we are so close but we will never coincide... <---emo math quote. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:19 pm |
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Disclaimer: The poster did not come up with any of these, and I have never used them before. 
******************************************************* When I see you, you make me feel like the square root of two- IRRATIONAL. Baby, you're so HOT, you defy the second law of Thermodynamics. My love for you is like the exact value of pi- NON-TERMINATING. If you are the BIG BANG, can I be your SINGULARITY? Sa ganda mo pwede kang pang sine. Pwede ring cosine. Magaling ka ba sa algebra? paki substitute naman "x" ko. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive. You defragment my life. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing? I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? If I were an integral, I’d fill you up. I’m a fermata… hold me. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1 If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays? You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it. I less than three you… My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number? It’s so hot in here. Is it global warming, or is it you? I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. My love for you is like the path of a circle. It never ends. You had me at "Hello World." 01101001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 I think my heart just lagged. I’ll be sin2 and you can be cos2 and then together, we’ll be one. If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. You must be my integral, because you fit perfectly right under me. Want to test the Biological model of separation of species? You must be the square root of 2 cause I feel irrational around you. Are we at the beginning of time? Because I'm expecting some Big Bang! You've stolen the ASCII to my heart, You compute me. You know why microbiologists like me are hot? Because we STREAK ALL DAY and play with the WILD TYPES Baby, my PILUS is so ready for you; let's CONJUGATE! My love for you each day is like a vat of E. coli growing in Nutrient Broth at 37C and at proper aeration You know why I'm so attracted to you? You love opera, jazz, ballroom dancing and modern art...just like Lactobacillus casei, you're CULTURED ******************************************************* Got any more to add? Post here! |
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