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| erwin |
 Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:08 pm |
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#21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
23.I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
37. # If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
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lol'd on these |
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| Xtian |
| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:01 am |
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It's fine. ^___^
Now at least it has its own thread.  |
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| princessa |
| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:01 pm |
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Lol. I made a reference to that last year.
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LOL! easily overlooked. XD sorry, goderator. |
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| Xtian |
| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:03 pm |
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Lol. I made a reference to that last year.
For evil overlord, motivational posters, check this out. |
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| princessa |
| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:14 pm |
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The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
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12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
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